The Christmas that the Scrooge Forgot

Merry Christmas to all, except those of you with a faith which precludes that kind of merriment. Not that i do not wish you all the happiness which may befall during the silly season, its just - well you know. We must be entering a new age of Religous Correctness - and i'm still getting used to respecting women and not beating my children.
This is our Christmas card to you all this year, an adaptation of the Ninja Turtle - Raphael's 'Madonna and Child'. Now in this image i am the child, but that also means i am Dog - so be kind if you want presents and not a lightning bolt up your bum next year!