This is another in my series of images of me taking pictures of me. i plan on having some more fun with the closed-circuit television (c.t.v.) in my workplace. This shot was taken with the trusty Nikon 8700 during a particularly busy spot in my shift last night, which occured in the three hours between the two customers i served all night. Two actual paying customers in a six hour shift, the rest of my of human interaction was with the local freaks (just dropping in for their nightly visit) and (i presume) a twelve year old who 'just wanted to look in the door'. i'm not complaining, far from it - this job has given me excellent opportunity to practice my skill at sitting completely still for extended periods of time. i feel very Zen.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
This is another in my series of images of me taking pictures of me. i plan on having some more fun with the closed-circuit television (c.t.v.) in my workplace. This shot was taken with the trusty Nikon 8700 during a particularly busy spot in my shift last night, which occured in the three hours between the two customers i served all night. Two actual paying customers in a six hour shift, the rest of my of human interaction was with the local freaks (just dropping in for their nightly visit) and (i presume) a twelve year old who 'just wanted to look in the door'. i'm not complaining, far from it - this job has given me excellent opportunity to practice my skill at sitting completely still for extended periods of time. i feel very Zen.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Life Just Gets in the Way
i have no reasonable excuse for neglecting you my dear Blog, i believe the title here gives only a fair reason for my neglect. So i shall attempt to give some detail on what has been keeping me away from you in this entry.
Firstly, moving is a logistical nightmare and a complete fucking pain in the bum-hole. Bum-holes, now there is something i should know about as i have also started a new job at the adultshop.com. Retail outlet of course and i now know a lot about your rectum, in particular what you choose to stick in it. Trappings of the job i guess. As far as jobs go its pretty cruisey, they pay better than regular retail and i get say penis and vagina a lot. i drew the image here during a particularly slow Sunday shift, later i colourised it in photoshop. i copied her from a photograph in lingerie catalogue and look how grotesque she ended up!